bad sex haikus

porqslap:

01

thirteen, on his bed
holy shit what is that thing
oh that’s his penis

02

sun filters through blinds
sprint naked to laundry room
as our friends wake up

03

valentines 02
he begs me for a blowjob
mom waits in the car

04

phone sex every night
fake it while i paint my nails
…

(Source: catsweaterbootyqueen, via romantickissingporn)

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    These are beautifl and have touched me. ;_;
  16. thelesbianwhisperer said: Vagina opens the different sensation broken condom, shit.