February 2012
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sleigh bells, maya rudolph, amy poehler, and justin timberlake.. this is a fucking sweet snl
fiona apple is playing sxsw two weeks after i go to austin
i am so sad.
i know that saying i have senioritis is boring an you don’t care and stuff, BUT I HAVE SRS 4 REALZ CEREAL SENIORITIS.
i don’t know if i’ll finish my thesis, and if i do, it will be because i will be up consecutively for a week fixing it. because i have at least 80 pages, only 20 of which are “good.” fuck. that. shit.
i have class one day a week and already have...
i have the biggest case of munchies of my life, and have stumbled upon my stash of “congrats on not failing the gre!” candy that i never felt that i deserved, but desperate times call for sugary measures
this means that i’m sitting in bed, attempting to do smoke rings while eating hershey’s cookies and cream bites, caramel apple suckers, WARHEADS, and sour patch kids
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Anonymous asked: I think women should have a right to choose whether or not to identify with feminism as a movement. I don't consider myself a feminist because there are parts of the movement I don't like. That doesn't mean I don't know anything about it, or that I don't agree with parts of it. But as a woman, I choose not to identify with it and to let my feelings speak for themselves...
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something that makes me angry:
i’ve noticed that there’s an entire sector of people on tumblr who identify as some sort of left-wing non-explicitly-identified yet nonetheless implicitly-identified politics (“punk as fuck” “hippie” “hipster” “pothead” “liberal” “socialist” “not republican” “i hate...
my roommates are having a dance party in every sense of the word i can think of
considering that it’s to celebrate their last performance
and also a party where people dance
and also dancers come
to dance
i was trying to take a power nap between thesising but it didn’t really work and i was angry
but old school outkast and destiny’s child are making me feel better
@ least...
if you’re going to overdose or have some drug-related complication, then why not do it on something cool or shocking, that people will remember and think that you’re a badass for? heroin is always good for that. you could also choose acid, because everyone gives it a bad rap but two people ever have died from it because they took extremely high doses and shot it intravenously and...
some things that make me happy:
when someone gets an obscure reference
or anything related to fiona apple at all
when someone laughs at my jokes
because i’m funny goddammit and you should laugh
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one thing that i do miss about being in a relationship is an incredibly intelligent partner to watch movies with
perks of dating a pseudo-genius
i want to talk about brief interviews with hideous men with someone
also what the bleep do we know and girl interrupted
bc i’ve been having lots of solo movie dates and got some rolling papers and fruity pebbles and it’s been really good...
January 2012
174 posts
“One of the basic tenants of being a decent fucking person is being conscious...”
– newwavefeminism
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favoritepanties:
Drake, if and only if, Josh.
worlds-biggest-egg:
if you think that is a cool billabong hoodie did it save your life?
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“its painful to lust for something that i dont have a plushie of.”
– Beaver Soup
(via alexis-cool)
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brandnewswastikas:
Squarepusser
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I’m conducting an experiment right now to see how long I can survive on a steady diet of mandarins and chill vibes.
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brandnewswastikas:
“I’m a breast man, myself. I was raised on ‘em,” the valedictorian said into the microphone. This would prove to be the longest eighth grade graduation ceremony ever.
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A peen is the opposite of a poon.
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“my presence is a present, kiss my ass”
– kanye west
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cashcrab:
Look out, world! Me and my best friend are “married” on Facebook.com. Keep your eyes peeled for us two mischief makers out on the prowl.
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“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is...”
– Jack Handey (via mooncomeshiningdown)
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“What was it Noam Chomsky said about eating pussy?”
– Zach Galifianakis (via dysalexia)
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bad sex haikus →
porqslap:
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thirteen, on his bed holy shit what is that thing oh that’s his penis
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sun filters through blinds sprint naked to laundry room as our friends wake up
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valentines 02 he begs me for a blowjob mom waits in the car
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phone sex every night fake it while i paint my nails …
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Lloyd: MOCK
Harry: YEAH
Lloyd: ING
Harry: YEAH
Lloyd: BIRD
Harry: YEAH
Lloyd: YEAH
Harry: YEAH
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“I’m fat positive because I’m a feminist, and I refuse to acknowledge in the...”
– You’re Welcome - Why I’m Fat Positive
(via anorable)
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“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and...”
– Ryan Gosling, in a letter protesting the NC-17 rating of ‘Blue Valentine’. The rating was based on one consensual sex scene, in which he performs cunnilingus on Michelle Williams. (via agarfields)
I love this man. I really do.
(via feministhistorian)
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Whenever a woman says, "I hate girls; they're...
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